Officialdom

Business cards and headed paper!  Its getting scary, do I really need all this stuff?  Is there anyone out there who really wants my card? "Here's my card!" can't imagine that ever happening, maybe it will at one of those cheese and wine parties, that I've never been to, that they have in suburbialand with the pampas grass outside.
Its got my name on it and phone number, location, email address...I thought I'd been pretty anonymous up til now, not anymore!!!  
"You know my name, you gave me the ****ing number".

Advance Representation, that's what the lesson is where we produce computer stuff, and next time ladies and gentlemen, we get to produce a CV!  Don't I already have one of those...?